January 1998

I went out on an evening with sad Nigel and sad Agy. We were SAD. Sad me decided not to drink too much but just to go out for a beer or two. We didn't recharge our wallets so that we wouldn't spend a lot of money. We went to the drunken Springbok, Georges, Shamrock and to the drunken Springbok again... we got some beers because Nigel knows the right people and we had a good laugh when we came to the drunken Springbok again. Some days before Agy was dancing/kissing a girl when we left Fat Boys which is a disco in Sea Point. Well we met her again and they started again. Unfortunately her boyfriend was with her and after an hour or what that guy got really jealous. Altough Agy didn't go to far as I thought he got completely upset when the other girl wrote her phonenumber down on Agys arm and called them fuckin lesbians then he knocked Agy down with his head to her nose. I didn't realize imediately what happened. I didn't see it but I caught Agy right before she hit the floor. She held her nose and then I figuered out what happened. I got up absolutely fed up by all this shit and tried to get the mothafucka. I couldn't see him but I saw Nigel running towards the door with a bottle in his hands. We were completely loaded and i ran after Nigel. The bouncers and other guys tried to hold us but Nigel went through (probably he's to small to hold) and I started to get angry with the bouncer. I was worried about Nigel and promissed him that we wouldn't fight inside. Then I pushed him away and got out. Of course we wanted to beat the shit out of the guy. Nigel wanted to pull the bottle over the mothafucka's head and I don't know how this would have ended. Probably we wouldt have killed the guy but he was lucky. He was gone. So we went back to Agy who was well treated by another 5 idiots who put ice on her nose and then the mothafucka came back. He said sorry to Agy and his Girlfriend was really really worried about Agy. Than it was enough! I thought I'd beat him streight over the pooltable but of course all the bouncers and lots of idiots were there holding me and standing in between me and the mothafucka. He managed to get out again and escaped then for good. We were then absolutely angry about the whole situation. We went home and went to bed. When we woke up Nigel was happy that he didn't use his bottle... Agy's nose still hurts but you can't see something it's not even blue. I was a bit confused I probably wouldt feel better if I'd have beaten the shit out of the guy but it's probably better this way. I'm wondering how the mothafucka feels when he wakes up...

by Paul Noy